m&m's

So, today my four youngest siblings were working on making a haunted gingerbread house. While cutting m&m's in half, Matt (age 12) says, "Hey Jess...we should work in a m&m factory together someday." Chaz (age 14) then responds, "No...because you would spend all your time eating the 'deffective' ones with W's on them!" After some laughter, Jess (age 16) asks Tanner (age 9) if he actually understands why they were laughing. "Yes!" he responds, "because if they had W's they'd be wimenems instead of eminems! You would never guess he's the best speller in his class...